The Buttonmashers had a LAN at the weekend. We tell the tale. Paul and I have been playing Day Z, with mixed results. Wugga’s played some Battlefield 3, and James’s favourite band is Green Day. Paul, as it turns out, has had a go at Slender. We go on to discuss scariness in video games. uPlay breaks, free Max Payne DLC, gamer dating, Apple’s new Dualshock, and Zynga’s insider training (or not).