Daddy what is a swallow?

[ahmad]

A child types "swallow" into Google - what does Mr. Google tell Master about "swallow"?

[MinoXXide]

"something mummy used to do before we got married"

[BorDAr]

Originally Posted by MinoXXide

"something mummy used to do before we got married"

bwahahaha

[Jim]

African or European?

[NOL LUV DI]

Reminds me of the boy who asked his father what sex is.

After a long and lengthy explanation he father said why do you want to know?

He said " Cause my teacher said she would be back in a couple of secs " and I didn't know what she meant.

[zach]

'Swallows and martins'

[Brianemone]

Ummm, it's a Bird Ahmad.

[ahmad]

Originally Posted by MinoXXide

"something mummy used to do before we got married"

You sir, win!

Internet filter blocks education sites, but not porn

"My daughter typed in 'swallow', as in the bird, and it blocked access to a documentary on swallowing toothpaste but gave you access to a male site talking about inappropriate material," Mr Cochrane said.

I think Mr. Cochrane is referring to you MinoXXide

[Newsboy]

Strange. I googled it and nothing on the first page was R rated. Can't say the same about google images.